I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high functioning sociopath.

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look